The Lion Khan

metaphoricalanchor:

i want to write the kind of short stories you read in english class that are on this weird level of surrealism that they still haunt you years down the road

the lion king + distance

khaleesri:

"no homo" I whisper as I look at my garden of pea plants. The progeny had expressed a 1:2:1 ratio of genotypes. I am Gregor Mendel. 

perks-of-being-chinese:

vaganas:

this video keeps me young

I CANT FUCKING BREATHE 

sunnybutte:

AWRROOO ROO ROO ROOO

starllex:

this is my favorite post of all time

drparisa:

shadowlink-:

even in video games i cant bring myself to choose any of the rude/mean talking options

nathaniel-the-angel:

leijonnaire:

guys we watched this in science class today

just watch it you won’t regret it

OMFG THAT WENT SO MANY PLACES THAT I NEVER COULD HAVE IMAGINED

hedgehogfanclub:

Thanks spanky

hedgehogfanclub:

Thanks spanky

angelica-aswald:

Please stop lol

angelica-aswald:

Please stop lol

theslightlyadequatebuttlover:

givemeinternet:

A strong independent dog who don’t need no man

You go dog, you do yo thang

theslightlyadequatebuttlover:

givemeinternet:

A strong independent dog who don’t need no man

You go dog, you do yo thang

excuseme-no:

NETFLIX STRAIGHT UP HAS A MOVIE ABOUT A ROTISSERIE CHICKEN

ITS LITERALLY 1 HOUR AND 13 MINS OF A CHICKEN COOKING

gastrictank:

bee dad